Hello and welcome to Patrick's Homepage!, as the above animation states.

Here I will list stuff about me that you might want to know. :]

Last updated: 6/26/08
Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: GERMANY!
Body type: 6' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Children: Someday
Education: Currently a Softmore
Occupation: Student
Income: Enough
Email:

Patrickgmaris @ hotmail.com

<take out the spaces>
Sports: Any but mostly Hockey and Paintball.
Quotes : These are quotes that me and my friends came up with.
  • "Leon likes to get his vacuum stolen."-Aaron
  • "It's not good unless its a jumpshot."-Benton
  • "Life comes at you hard, so use bubble wrap."-Patty
  • "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't do."-Simoney
  • "Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."-Simoney
If there is a quote that you would like me to state, email me :].